Baby, sit down! Just sit your ass down!

Please, for the love of be-jesus, make this girl chill the fuck out! She's going to be dead/over-exposed/dried up by the time she's legally allowed to drink. And she wonders why Scarlett Jo. gets all the "serious" roles for young actresses: because she ain't busy getting hammered with the "Pink Taco" dude--she and Woody are scripting out their new film, that's why! Now, H.A.M., sit your ass down!